send me one of the following on anon (or not!) for my muse’s reaction:
[text] I spy with my little eye someone who looks very good in that underwear…
[text] I know what you did last summer.
[text] Roses are red, violets are blue, you don’t know me, but I do know you.
[text] You think you’re safe now you’re tucked away under your blankets, but I can see you.
[text] I’ve got your keys.
[text] Don’t move, you look beautiful in these pictures I’m taking.
[text] I’m sorry if I left your kitchen in a state, I had to rush out when I saw you were home early… Don’t worry, I’ll be back tomorrow to clean it up.
[text] I’m sorry if I disturbed your sleep last night, I just really wanted to see you up close.
[text] How are you feeling? I might have put something in your toothpaste…
[text] Unless you want the whole internet to see you naked, you better do as I tell you.
[text] Don’t worry, your child/pet is safe with me…
[text] How are you doing today, dear? Isn’t it a wonderful day to die?
[text] Humans are such easy prey, don’t you think?
[text] R.I.P.
[text] You thought you had it badly as a child? Just wait until I get my hands on you.
[text] Are you ready to play?
[text] There’s something under your bed… Or should I say, someone?
[text] I’m your number one fan.
