pepperoni is one thing, but pineapples. that’s just excessive. anchovies are bad too. isn’t a normal cheese pizza enough? why do we need to complicate our lives so much? [/she shakes her head, heaving a sigh just for the sake of being dramatic, and smiles up at the waiter once they arrive] oh, right— drinks. i think i’ll just have water today. what about you?
i swear, kids these days with their fruit salad pizzas. they don’t know the greatness of simplicity. -she purses her lips and shakes her head with feigned disappointment, her lips stretching into a smile after- i’ll go with lemonade. -she gives a nod along with their order, then turns to the other- and now we wait… so what brings you out on a specially hot day as this?
